"what would you do if you won the lottery?"
Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting
you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
Proper goalie bathroom mirror selfie.
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
how is this even a real show
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
halloween’s coming early on tumblr
"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"