choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill
Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.
it must be really wild to actually have a positive relationship with your father
some people really have that????
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow
This guy wants to be mad but can’t
the only math i need
OH MY FUCKING GOD
i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending
at the perfection
in all of this
and let’s not forget the best one
i’m so satisfied
200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am