Imma Do My Thang

gailsimone:

lawebloca:

Friends

I almost died just now.

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

the-anal-rapist:

911 what’s your emergency?

lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

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otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”